starpeace:

starpeace:

i am. so sorry if i have ever used the phrase “i have an au where—” and led you to believe that there is an actual fic out there for you to read rather than, at best, a post where i explain the concept, and at worst it is simply something that lives in my brain

if it helps i also wish there was a fic

sapphic-storm69:

Spiderverse thots

a poster for Spider-Man: Across The Spider-verse cut into sections describing parts of the movie; the first section takes up a small portion of the poster saying "Yay new spiderverse! this is pretty funny haha :)" there is another smaller section beneath it: "cool new spider people!!!!" another section below it, bigger than the first two "wait wtf" a bigger section than the previous one: "WAIT WTF????" the last one is smaller, saying "words can't describe the emotion I felt"ALT

yellenabelova:

Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

goldalarm:

this looks like the cover for a romance about a literary fiction author who agrees to read his neighbor's novel, and he returns it with a note that says she uses the word moist too much and if she doesn't fix it he'll have to spank her, and her next edit has twice as many moists pic.twitter.com/JQTh66nQ5r — Ash Dylan (@AshDylanLit) March 3, 2023ALT
This one is called No Holds Barred, about a ballet dancer who falls for the daughter of a mafia don and to save her he has to learn MMA and compete in underground fights, using his quickness and flexibility to his advantage. There's no book 2. pic.twitter.com/r7nSFCl8IZ — Ash Dylan (@AshDylanLit) March 3, 2023ALT
The grumpy professor is locked out of his house, and as he's waiting for the locksmith his new neighbor invites him over for coffee that turns into more. They later learn she's going to be one of his students and she's returning to school after a divorce. pic.twitter.com/jfYpiwKD97 — Ash Dylan (@AshDylanLit) March 3, 2023ALT
shifter romance where he's literally a silver fox pic.twitter.com/nXGw1w2wM9 — Ash Dylan (@AshDylanLit) March 3, 2023ALT
Age gap runaway bride situation, where she hops in this guy's Maserati and later learns he's somehow related to the groom and he's the family outcast. He's an unexpectedly good dancer, and the first time they hook up is in the booth of a club that he owns. pic.twitter.com/caC62osG66 — Ash Dylan (@AshDylanLit) March 3, 2023ALT
This is a reverse Pretty Woman, where he's an escort hired to pretend to be engaged to the duchess of a made-up European country so that her father won't pressure her into marrying someone else, but then they fall in LOVE FOR REAL!! pic.twitter.com/kcVeuerGxb — Ash Dylan (@AshDylanLit) March 3, 2023ALT

ekjohnston:

explorerrowan:

dirtyriver:

archaeo-geek:

cisarovna:

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I’ve read that Agatha said she loved being married to an archaeologist because the older she got, the more interesting he found her. And I think that is one of the best quotes about love that I have ever heard.

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Originally posted by luminies

She wrote a book about it called Come, Tell Me How You Live, and it is wonderful.

frnkieroismydaddy:

knightowlet:

Do y’all think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like ‘ha! ‘Tis thou!’

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Oh my GOD

Reblog if you write fanfic and would be totally down with your followers coming into you askbox and talking to you about your fic

lumpsbumpsandwhumps:

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lumpsbumpsandwhumps:

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mag200:

keskaowl:

coloredcompulsion:

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tags from coloredcompulsion:

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tags from me lol but yeah

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